Slap the Baldy

People At Work You Can Replace With A Flowchart
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Features

  • Slapping the boss causes him to loosen up coins that you can collect
  • Use the coins to purchase awesome power ups
  • Show down in the office or meet him at the car park
  • Get the Coffee Power Ups to fight back.
  • Get the Watermelon to make them burst!
  • Non-copyright infringing transforming robot!
  • Share your score with your friends on Facebook

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Story

Follow the story of a man who lost his job due to his evil stingy baldy boss and was forced to live in the park. One day he was presented with a chance encounter in the park, and with nothing to lose, it was time to do what he always wanted to do.

Slap the Baldy and run. The hilariously addictive new game where you have to see how many baldies you can slap without getting caught. Follow the compass to the next baldy or upgrade to the Baldy Radar and anticipate their approach.

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Music Credits

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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People At Work You Can Replace With A Flowchart

There's a PM at work who I've heard many colleagues complain about how useless he is that you could replace him with a shell-script. He basically only has a handful of generic phrases he would say that could apply to any context and you could easily predict what he'll say next. He would go around the room and ask the same questions to everyone; "What are you working on?" and "How long until you think you are finished with that?" without even understanding (or listening) what the task is about. He will then end with scheduling a meeting for the next day or week. We see him every day in the break room playing on the arcade machines whilst the engineers slave away (some pulling long hours) to meet arbitrary deadlines.